Followers (of Christ),
The Ministry by internet is fun. Yes, fun. Usually. The same internet that brings us these blogs on Sundays, is the same internet this Ministry has a prayer friend through Jesus Christ in India who contacted us to tell us he is getting married soon and he asked us as individuals in this country for prayers and appreciates that. Ahhh, marriage, scary, very scary both people need prayers going into the marriage, in humour for marriage ring to suffer-ring. This same internet Ministry was asked by Jessica in Texas what is done for fun. Jesus Christ is fun, and we thank God for that. Whether you are in the whole nother country of Texas communicating questions by internet, or a prayer friend in the country of India, in common we all have Jesus as Son in the fun. The Ministry laughs as it writes this, do yee not know Jesus has a hillarious sense of humuor? Seriously, he is quite the comedian, and not all our blogs are serious. The world over that Jesus travelled, he said and did things that leave us the world over busting up laughing. Sometimes it is questionable if it was humerous or not, as sometimes Jesus had to flee from cities under cover of night as people got so upset at his truths spoken and couldn't take a joke...
One thing Jesus is described to have done in India, was confronted misogyny (men who think they are superior to females and hate them in effect, being mean or contemptful to them, something Jesus still confronts to this day to men who, will listen to him). He said the truth how frail men really are, "A man can not even be born without a woman" (much less be superior to them). So while Jesus was putting men in their place, his place was removed from town and he fled under cover of night. Easy for us to laugh...
Fun In The Sun, Son in the Fun?
One thing this Ministry and Jesus has in common is humour, and then after saying humour, people not always laughing. It is ideal to laugh, and we become deeply concerned, facetiously speaking, when you are not laughing. Please, try to laugh. We are laughing, with God. Not at God, just with God. Laughter is the best medicine.
The orangutang pictured above wont tell us what, who or why he is laughing about. He knows something you don't. Now, we will share something with you he doesn't know. Did you know there is no less than 20-25 types of humours these days...not just sarcasm,but literally about 25 types (at least) of humour. Many Jesus used, or likely used them all and then some and maybe we are only now starting to get the punch line on some a couple thousand years later, and others he will get the last laugh about sometime after he returns. Many know the Matthew 24:23 humerous parable;
24 Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.
First, you have to laugh, then visualize a blind guide (blind, spiritualy speaking)...guides are usually not blind, but these were, who happened to have a bowl of soup they strain at to remove from the soup when they cant even spiritually see it to begin with, but just swallow down no problem an entire camel. We think this is utterly hillarious at face value. We would prefer to keep it simple, but there is more twist and turns to the plot of folly and humour than meets the eye. Ahhh grasshopper, did you know that Jesus typically spoke Aramaic, in which language he couldn't go wrong mispelling that in Aramaic the identical looking and sounding words "galma" is gnat, and "gamla" is camel and nearly imperceptible difference unless you were paying attention to his humour.
When portraying the meaningfulness of prayers to his disciples (do not forget, prayer is the keys about Priesthood on you the rocks of his church. We know plenty of "priesthood"<-click holders of seceret societies who just do not bother to pray, that is because they are not Priest of God, and God operates with us by prayer), and why this Ministry stresses the value of prayer to our father in heaven; “What father among you, if his son asks for a fish, will give him a snake? If your son asks for an egg, will you give him a scorpion?” Luke 11:11-12
"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of the needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God”-Mark 10:25
There is far more, many many examples of the humour of Jesus Christ. He is very humorous, and nearly constantly, you just have to pay attention to what he is saying when he speaks and then you notice much more humour than you ever imagined. As humerous as Jesus was (and is), he was very serious about wanting us to join him in the Kingdom of God in our insights and wisdoms gained. Even though many of the prophecies and things foretold in the scriptures are still many, many years away, it is important to understand not just the humour Jesus used, but the concepts and meanings behind it. For our age we are presently in and our current phase of prophecy, understanding prayer, and keeping our hearts turned to God and his Kingdom is critical and knowing what he was referring to when he spoke about mark of the beast, chip implants, wars and rumours of wars so that you know what is far off and still many years away, and what is not. What is not far off is his humour and his meanings. Kingdom of Heaven and prayer, if we ask in his name, we are not getting scorpions.
Please do not forget to smile and be humerous, for Jesus surely was and is still. :)
Blessings,
MMM
www.mountainmajestyministries.com
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The Ministry by internet is fun. Yes, fun. Usually. The same internet that brings us these blogs on Sundays, is the same internet this Ministry has a prayer friend through Jesus Christ in India who contacted us to tell us he is getting married soon and he asked us as individuals in this country for prayers and appreciates that. Ahhh, marriage, scary, very scary both people need prayers going into the marriage, in humour for marriage ring to suffer-ring. This same internet Ministry was asked by Jessica in Texas what is done for fun. Jesus Christ is fun, and we thank God for that. Whether you are in the whole nother country of Texas communicating questions by internet, or a prayer friend in the country of India, in common we all have Jesus as Son in the fun. The Ministry laughs as it writes this, do yee not know Jesus has a hillarious sense of humuor? Seriously, he is quite the comedian, and not all our blogs are serious. The world over that Jesus travelled, he said and did things that leave us the world over busting up laughing. Sometimes it is questionable if it was humerous or not, as sometimes Jesus had to flee from cities under cover of night as people got so upset at his truths spoken and couldn't take a joke...
One thing Jesus is described to have done in India, was confronted misogyny (men who think they are superior to females and hate them in effect, being mean or contemptful to them, something Jesus still confronts to this day to men who, will listen to him). He said the truth how frail men really are, "A man can not even be born without a woman" (much less be superior to them). So while Jesus was putting men in their place, his place was removed from town and he fled under cover of night. Easy for us to laugh...
Fun In The Sun, Son in the Fun?
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| An oragutang laughing, quite specifically my Dear Watson, it is Pong Pygmaeus. If an oragutang can laugh, so can you. Jesus often referred to animals and humans when saying some pretty humerous things to help us see what he might have possibly meant. If you don't laugh, it just means you just don't get it do you? *1 |
One thing this Ministry and Jesus has in common is humour, and then after saying humour, people not always laughing. It is ideal to laugh, and we become deeply concerned, facetiously speaking, when you are not laughing. Please, try to laugh. We are laughing, with God. Not at God, just with God. Laughter is the best medicine.
The orangutang pictured above wont tell us what, who or why he is laughing about. He knows something you don't. Now, we will share something with you he doesn't know. Did you know there is no less than 20-25 types of humours these days...not just sarcasm,but literally about 25 types (at least) of humour. Many Jesus used, or likely used them all and then some and maybe we are only now starting to get the punch line on some a couple thousand years later, and others he will get the last laugh about sometime after he returns. Many know the Matthew 24:23 humerous parable;
24 Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.
First, you have to laugh, then visualize a blind guide (blind, spiritualy speaking)...guides are usually not blind, but these were, who happened to have a bowl of soup they strain at to remove from the soup when they cant even spiritually see it to begin with, but just swallow down no problem an entire camel. We think this is utterly hillarious at face value. We would prefer to keep it simple, but there is more twist and turns to the plot of folly and humour than meets the eye. Ahhh grasshopper, did you know that Jesus typically spoke Aramaic, in which language he couldn't go wrong mispelling that in Aramaic the identical looking and sounding words "galma" is gnat, and "gamla" is camel and nearly imperceptible difference unless you were paying attention to his humour.
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| Father in Heaven,this some kind of joke? I asked for a fish. (hey c'mon, has God done this to you? Ummm, nope) |
When portraying the meaningfulness of prayers to his disciples (do not forget, prayer is the keys about Priesthood on you the rocks of his church. We know plenty of "priesthood"<-click holders of seceret societies who just do not bother to pray, that is because they are not Priest of God, and God operates with us by prayer), and why this Ministry stresses the value of prayer to our father in heaven; “What father among you, if his son asks for a fish, will give him a snake? If your son asks for an egg, will you give him a scorpion?” Luke 11:11-12
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| While Jesus did make great humour about the eye of the needle, this laser diode chip reminds us humans that you will not enter the kingdom of heaven if you seek to be a rich man and keep your wealth and receive the chip, mark of the beast, cashless electronic crypto currency of the future. It will be easier for a camel to get through that chip size in the eye of the needle, than for you to lose your salvation if you take the future chip into you. |
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| Jesus had nothing against camels. In fact, there is so many wealthy in the USA with hardened hearts against Jesus Christ and their fellow man in harsh, vicious traits, that we rather theorize heaven will be filled with camels, not the wealthy. So tell us, are you a camel, or a hard hearted wealthy? Maybe neither gets to heaven? So don't be wealthy and hard hearted from it, don't be a camel, don't milk a dead cow, and don't receive the chip implant....anything else? |
"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of the needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God”-Mark 10:25
There is far more, many many examples of the humour of Jesus Christ. He is very humorous, and nearly constantly, you just have to pay attention to what he is saying when he speaks and then you notice much more humour than you ever imagined. As humerous as Jesus was (and is), he was very serious about wanting us to join him in the Kingdom of God in our insights and wisdoms gained. Even though many of the prophecies and things foretold in the scriptures are still many, many years away, it is important to understand not just the humour Jesus used, but the concepts and meanings behind it. For our age we are presently in and our current phase of prophecy, understanding prayer, and keeping our hearts turned to God and his Kingdom is critical and knowing what he was referring to when he spoke about mark of the beast, chip implants, wars and rumours of wars so that you know what is far off and still many years away, and what is not. What is not far off is his humour and his meanings. Kingdom of Heaven and prayer, if we ask in his name, we are not getting scorpions.
Please do not forget to smile and be humerous, for Jesus surely was and is still. :)
Blessings,
MMM
www.mountainmajestyministries.com
Mountain Majesty Ministries, Inc
P.O. Box 1375
Westcliffe, Colorado 81252
*1-https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Malene, I Malene
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